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Suben Al Cielo Bush, Hugo Chavez y Anibal Acevedo Vila y San Pedro les dice:

- En el cielo tenemos sólo una norma: No pises a las palomas.

Entran en el cielo y !está lleno de palomas por todas partes! Es casi imposible moverse sin pisar ninguna y, aunque intentan evitarlas, al poco Bush pisa a una por accidente.

Al momento se presenta San Pedro con la mujer más fea que podrás imaginar,y la encadena con unas esposas al Presidente Bush:

Por haber pisado a una paloma, estás condenado a pasar el resto de la eternidad encadenado a esta horrible mujer.

Al día siguiente, Hugo Chavez pisa accidentalmente a otra paloma. San Pedro, que no se pierde ni una, aparece en menos de lo que canta un gallo con otra mujer terriblemente fea y los esposa juntos para siempre.

Anibal Acevedo Vila, viendo la seriedad del asunto, pone todo el cuidado del mundo y consigue que los meses vayan pasando sin haber pisado a ninguna paloma.

Un día sin embargo, sin haber pisado paloma alguna, se le presenta San Pedro con un bombón digno de las páginas centrales de Playboy, una rubia impresionante, alta, tostada por el sol y con unas curvas que no te cuento. Sin decir una palabra, los encadena juntos y se larga.

Anibal Acevedo Vila, alucinado, dice:

- Me pregunto qué coño habré hecho para que me encadenen a tí.

- Yo no sé tú -dice la rubia- pero yo acabo de pisar una puta paloma

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